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Thursday, March 29, 2018
Tuesday, May 7, 2013
Unspoken Words ..: Mysore memories ...
Unspoken Words ..: Mysore memories ...: It was December 2006. We(my brother and I ) were roaming on Mysore streets to get a good lodge to stay for the night ."As it is new...
Monday, March 25, 2013
Unspoken Words ..: Udupi.. which reminds me so many things ..
Unspoken Words ..: Udupi.. which reminds me so many things ..: It's been a long time, I am blogging on journey stuffs . I always get more content on travel stuff,so here is ...
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
4G IN INDIA
4G In India By 2012?
There are many arguments floating on the web about India being the technology dump-yard for the western countries. The technologies that are outdated are often launched as new in Indian and sub-continents. Whether this is true or not for all technological advancements, but in mobile communications it is definitely true. However, it looks like 4G (Fourth Generation Mobile Services) will arrive sooner than expected in India. The prime reason for quicker launch of 4G is said to be its economical nature which is very important in highly price-sensitive markets like India.
There are many arguments floating on the web about India being the technology dump-yard for the western countries. The technologies that are outdated are often launched as new in Indian and sub-continents. Whether this is true or not for all technological advancements, but in mobile communications it is definitely true. However, it looks like 4G (Fourth Generation Mobile Services) will arrive sooner than expected in India. The prime reason for quicker launch of 4G is said to be its economical nature which is very important in highly price-sensitive markets like India.
Sunday, February 20, 2011
NOW UPSC CHAGED ITS EXAM PATTER FROM CSE TO CSAT
The Union Public Service Commission (UPSC) has decided to overhaul the civil services examination from next year, as the aspirants are likely to face a different pattern of examination.
Replacing the existing preliminary examination which shortlisted candidates for the main exam, it will now be replaced with Civil Services Aptitude Test (CSAT), in which they will have to appear in two objective-type papers having special emphasis on testing their 'aptitude for civil services' as well as on 'ethical and moral dimension of decision-making.'
Both these papers will be given equal weightage and will substitute the one common paper (general awareness) and one optional paper (any particular subject of choice) which emphasized on subject knowledge.
The change, as of now, will be effective only for the first stage of the Civil Services Examination (CSE) from next year onwards while the consequent stages, which are the CS (Main) Examination and interview, are unlikely to change until a committee of experts goes into various aspects of the entire system and submits its report.
"With regard to the CSE, the Prime Minister has approved the proposal for introduction of CSAT in place of the existing Civil Services (Preliminary) Examination," said the minister of State in the Ministry of Personnel, Public Grievances & Pensions, Prithviraj Chavan in a written reply to a question in Lok Sabha.
"The CSAT is expected to come into effect from CSE, 2011," it added.
The UPSC which conducts CSE every year to select candidates for privileged all-India services, including IAS, IPS, IFS, IRS and others Group 'A' and Group 'B' central jobs, had sent a proposal to this effect to the Prime Minister's Office (PMO) last year.
"Various committees including the second Administrative Reforms Commission, in their reports submitted over the years suggested the changes and laid greater emphasis on the 'aptitude' of candidates than their knowledge of a subject," said the officials.
The committees argued that specialists or experts in any particular subject might not necessarily be good civil servants. Commenting on the introduction of CSAT in the recruitment process, the official said that, "Since all candidates will have to attempt common papers, the new system will be a field leveler unlike the existing format providing only one common paper."
The syllabus and pattern of the Preliminary Examination would be as under :
(Paper 1) (200 marks) - Duration : Two hrs.
*
Current events of national and international importance
*
History of India and Indian national movement
*
Indian and World Geography- physical, social, economic geography of India and the world
*
Indian Polity and governance – constitution, political system, panchayati raj, public policy, Rights issues, etc.
*
Economic and social development – sustainable development, poverty, inclusion, demographics, social sector initiatives etc.
*
General issues on environmental ecology, bio-diversity and climate change-that donot require subject specialization
*
General science.
(Paper II) (200 marks) – Duration : Two hrs
*
Comprehension
*
Interpersonal skills including communication skills
*
Logical reasoning and analytical ability
*
Decision making and problem solving
*
General mental ability
*
Basic numeracy (numbers and their relations, orders of magnitude etc. (Class X level), Data interpretation (charts, graphs, tables, data sufficiency etc. –Class X level)
*
English language comprehension skills (Class X level)
Replacing the existing preliminary examination which shortlisted candidates for the main exam, it will now be replaced with Civil Services Aptitude Test (CSAT), in which they will have to appear in two objective-type papers having special emphasis on testing their 'aptitude for civil services' as well as on 'ethical and moral dimension of decision-making.'
Both these papers will be given equal weightage and will substitute the one common paper (general awareness) and one optional paper (any particular subject of choice) which emphasized on subject knowledge.
The change, as of now, will be effective only for the first stage of the Civil Services Examination (CSE) from next year onwards while the consequent stages, which are the CS (Main) Examination and interview, are unlikely to change until a committee of experts goes into various aspects of the entire system and submits its report.
"With regard to the CSE, the Prime Minister has approved the proposal for introduction of CSAT in place of the existing Civil Services (Preliminary) Examination," said the minister of State in the Ministry of Personnel, Public Grievances & Pensions, Prithviraj Chavan in a written reply to a question in Lok Sabha.
"The CSAT is expected to come into effect from CSE, 2011," it added.
The UPSC which conducts CSE every year to select candidates for privileged all-India services, including IAS, IPS, IFS, IRS and others Group 'A' and Group 'B' central jobs, had sent a proposal to this effect to the Prime Minister's Office (PMO) last year.
"Various committees including the second Administrative Reforms Commission, in their reports submitted over the years suggested the changes and laid greater emphasis on the 'aptitude' of candidates than their knowledge of a subject," said the officials.
The committees argued that specialists or experts in any particular subject might not necessarily be good civil servants. Commenting on the introduction of CSAT in the recruitment process, the official said that, "Since all candidates will have to attempt common papers, the new system will be a field leveler unlike the existing format providing only one common paper."
The syllabus and pattern of the Preliminary Examination would be as under :
(Paper 1) (200 marks) - Duration : Two hrs.
*
Current events of national and international importance
*
History of India and Indian national movement
*
Indian and World Geography- physical, social, economic geography of India and the world
*
Indian Polity and governance – constitution, political system, panchayati raj, public policy, Rights issues, etc.
*
Economic and social development – sustainable development, poverty, inclusion, demographics, social sector initiatives etc.
*
General issues on environmental ecology, bio-diversity and climate change-that donot require subject specialization
*
General science.
(Paper II) (200 marks) – Duration : Two hrs
*
Comprehension
*
Interpersonal skills including communication skills
*
Logical reasoning and analytical ability
*
Decision making and problem solving
*
General mental ability
*
Basic numeracy (numbers and their relations, orders of magnitude etc. (Class X level), Data interpretation (charts, graphs, tables, data sufficiency etc. –Class X level)
*
English language comprehension skills (Class X level)
Wi-Fi radiation killing trees
London, Nov 24 : Radiation from Wi-Fi networks which enable our burgeoning online communications may be killing off magnificent trees.
Trees planted close to a wireless router had bleeding bark and dying leaves, says a Dutch study.
The revelation will raise fears that Wi-Fi radiation may also be having an effect on the human body and supports parents who have campaigned to stop wireless routers being installed in schools, the Daily Mail reports.
The city of Alphen aan den Rijn in the Netherlands ordered the study after officials found unexplained abnormalities on trees. Researchers took 20 ash trees and for three months exposed them to six sources of radiation.
Trees placed closest to the Wi-Fi source developed a 'lead-like shine' on their leaves which was caused by the dying of the upper and lower epidermis - the leaf's skin.
The Wageningen University scientists behind the research, also discovered that Wi-Fi radiation could slow the growth of corn cobs.
In the Netherlands, 70 percent of all trees in urban areas show the same symptoms, compared with 10 percent five years ago, the study found. Trees in densely forested areas are not affected, according to a Wageningen University statement.
The Dutch health agency issued a statement, stressing that "these are initial results and they have not been confirmed in a repeat survey".
In 2007, a BBC Panorama documentary found that radiation levels from Wi-Fi in one school were up to three times the level of mobile phone mast radiation. However, the readings were 600 times below government safety limits.
Trees planted close to a wireless router had bleeding bark and dying leaves, says a Dutch study.
The revelation will raise fears that Wi-Fi radiation may also be having an effect on the human body and supports parents who have campaigned to stop wireless routers being installed in schools, the Daily Mail reports.
The city of Alphen aan den Rijn in the Netherlands ordered the study after officials found unexplained abnormalities on trees. Researchers took 20 ash trees and for three months exposed them to six sources of radiation.
Trees placed closest to the Wi-Fi source developed a 'lead-like shine' on their leaves which was caused by the dying of the upper and lower epidermis - the leaf's skin.
The Wageningen University scientists behind the research, also discovered that Wi-Fi radiation could slow the growth of corn cobs.
In the Netherlands, 70 percent of all trees in urban areas show the same symptoms, compared with 10 percent five years ago, the study found. Trees in densely forested areas are not affected, according to a Wageningen University statement.
The Dutch health agency issued a statement, stressing that "these are initial results and they have not been confirmed in a repeat survey".
In 2007, a BBC Panorama documentary found that radiation levels from Wi-Fi in one school were up to three times the level of mobile phone mast radiation. However, the readings were 600 times below government safety limits.
Friday, February 18, 2011
It could help u..FREE web access with ur sms
hi dear friends recently i read in news paper about this article, i hope some of u might read it , so pls pass to all it may help someone.
As u getting information is the key element in using mobile.Certain mobiles with GPRS allows the access to the net. But wat about mobile without gprs.And even mobiles with gprs take much time to connect and as even charges to apply.
In brief wat i mean to tell u is getting all types of information as messages by using sms services.Its free for those with FREE national sms for rest it charges as per ur tariff plan.
So there is one Web based company called TxtWeb which gives u detailed information wat so ever u desire to get from Net.
its a matter of just sending msg with ur key. If ur key matches in that site means they send ur result as sms to ur mobile.
WAT u can get from this ?
recent news
cricket score
jobs
weather reports
train timing
And also u can access WIKIPEDIA through the sms
For all there different keywords
for news @NEWS
for WIKIPEDIA @WIKIPEDIAur search key.
and more.
SO basic things wat u should have are..
Mobile with message application
Free nation sms (if not it will charge as network normals)
If national sms are free ,then this service is FREE OF CHARGE..
And
HOW to send a msg...
just type desired keyword(as mentioned above) and send it to 9243342000
and wait for while ...within a second u get msg.
For wikipedia access u get desired result from the wikipedia site,,,
TRY AND ENJOY...
EASY INFORMATION ACCESS FROM UR HAND....
As u getting information is the key element in using mobile.Certain mobiles with GPRS allows the access to the net. But wat about mobile without gprs.And even mobiles with gprs take much time to connect and as even charges to apply.
In brief wat i mean to tell u is getting all types of information as messages by using sms services.Its free for those with FREE national sms for rest it charges as per ur tariff plan.
So there is one Web based company called TxtWeb which gives u detailed information wat so ever u desire to get from Net.
its a matter of just sending msg with ur key. If ur key matches in that site means they send ur result as sms to ur mobile.
WAT u can get from this ?
recent news
cricket score
jobs
weather reports
train timing
And also u can access WIKIPEDIA through the sms
For all there different keywords
for news @NEWS
for WIKIPEDIA @WIKIPEDIA
and more.
SO basic things wat u should have are..
Mobile with message application
Free nation sms (if not it will charge as network normals)
If national sms are free ,then this service is FREE OF CHARGE..
And
HOW to send a msg...
just type desired keyword(as mentioned above) and send it to 9243342000
and wait for while ...within a second u get msg.
For wikipedia access u get desired result from the wikipedia site,,,
TRY AND ENJOY...
EASY INFORMATION ACCESS FROM UR HAND....
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
APPAINFO IS CLOSING SOON,,
hi friends sorry to inform this,,, after two days my sms blog will not work,,, i am TAKING OUT this blog from network.'
You wont get ANY more msg from "APPAINFO'..
So don't expect any msgs from now on
There are many reasons for this,..
I agreed to maintain this blog when our placement sir said, but wat actually happening is sir not sending me any msg to post . Many of u r waiting for placement updates from this sms blog but as i am not getting any msg from college so i didnt post many information. Some were asked me why did i post about updates,,
One more thing is before this blog i was maintaining other blog, that's rating in tagg was very good, but when i switched to APPAINFO my blog stat is decreased because of less posts,, That's why sometime i posted some posts which were not related to placements..
Please excuse me if my blog msgs hurt anybody,,,
ok
Thank u guys,, I hope my blog helped u in some way..
You wont get ANY more msg from "APPAINFO'..
So don't expect any msgs from now on
There are many reasons for this,..
I agreed to maintain this blog when our placement sir said, but wat actually happening is sir not sending me any msg to post . Many of u r waiting for placement updates from this sms blog but as i am not getting any msg from college so i didnt post many information. Some were asked me why did i post about updates,,
One more thing is before this blog i was maintaining other blog, that's rating in tagg was very good, but when i switched to APPAINFO my blog stat is decreased because of less posts,, That's why sometime i posted some posts which were not related to placements..
Please excuse me if my blog msgs hurt anybody,,,
ok
Thank u guys,, I hope my blog helped u in some way..
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
KPIT TO PDA
hi friends KPIT is coming PDA on 12feb,, get ready,,, ,,
refer old papers,, ALL The very best... do well,,
refer old papers,, ALL The very best... do well,,
Thursday, February 3, 2011
Get ready to SYNTEL,,,
hello friends those who had registered for SYNTEL they may get chance to write online test on 5feb in PDA eng college.. Its not sure but we are trying ur best...So prepare for it,, refer some old papers of SYNTEL and those who not registered online may be also get chance(but not sure),, wait for day... i collect detail information, and post it..ok
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
READ IT ,, ITS VERY NICE
Today's Joke: The School Master from rural Bihar
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining, Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing... check out his reply listed below!
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Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still theclerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.
May God blast you!
Yours awfully,
RAMKHILAWAN YADAV
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
This School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual date of joining, Consequently he was asked for an explanation in writing... check out his reply listed below!
--------------------
Deer sur,
If small small mistakes getting inside my letter, I big you pardon, ass I am not a good englis speaker.
This is my fist vijit to Bombai. Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following region, too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment.
I tolded , I has head ache problem due to migration. Still theclerk rejected to give ticket to I and my sun. I putted a complain on station masterji. He said I to go to the lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed for long time and finally with great difficulty she gave a birth to my sun. Anyway I thanked the station master also because he was phully responsible for getting birth of my sun.
Ass a hole it was a bhery diphicult experiment in my hole life. I hope u will look into explain my hole story after, and late me joint first. I am now ending this fastly. I am a waiter for your responsement.
May God blast you!
Yours awfully,
RAMKHILAWAN YADAV
COMPUTER JOKE
Banta Singh's Letter to Bill Gates:
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.
We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what thepassword is.
2. We are not able to enter anything after we click the 'shut down 'button.
3. There's a butt..' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not functioning the right way. My wife lostthe door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',but not able to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' fromCAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to protect from the cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are you coming to my home tocollect ur money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoftsentence' , so when u will provide that?
10. Hey, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad there is only oneicon with 'MY Computer', where is remaining ?
11. And in 'MY Pictures' there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.
Thanks
Banta Singh…
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account andwhenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.
We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.
I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what thepassword is.
2. We are not able to enter anything after we click the 'shut down 'button.
3. There's a butt..' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not functioning the right way. My wife lostthe door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',but not able to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' fromCAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to protect from the cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are you coming to my home tocollect ur money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoftsentence' , so when u will provide that?
10. Hey, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad there is only oneicon with 'MY Computer', where is remaining ?
11. And in 'MY Pictures' there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.
Thanks
Banta Singh…
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
CAMPUS IN OUR COLLEGE
hi dear friends,phenox coming our college on 23feb..please check out placement notice board....
SMILE PLS
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor ?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
5. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
6. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the
bell, but no one comes out.
8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana
rahe ho ?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..
9. Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets.
On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket
everytime.
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor ?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
5. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi
100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
6. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the
bell, but no one comes out.
8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana
rahe ho ?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..
9. Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets.
On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket
everytime.
DO U ANSWER?????
some deadly PJs.......................
1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener
Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which
movie did he really want to see?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!
Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas
Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls
into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans - D'cold
Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is
quite
simple..
Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi -
Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur..
Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi,
par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chodhne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe
Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai the,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai
vimal
chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???
Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Q15. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai
aur
Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
Ans :- Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
aakhri sawaal ....
Q16. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran
chad
jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???
Ans :- pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
Chalo last one ha !
Q17.Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly "Pamolive" But there
dont
come any echo sound why ?
Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi !!
1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of
pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?? why ?? :-)
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener
Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'.
Which
movie did he really want to see?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!
Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
Socho....... ........
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?
Ans:- adidas
Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv
falls
into the well. Why ?
Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.
Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more...
Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??
Ans:- D'Cold chain ki saans - D'cold
Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is
quite
simple..
Ans:- D'Cold again kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
Q11. Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade the. Bus aayi -
Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya - kyon?
Ans:- Because Mayuri 'can - go'.
Ek aur..
Q12. Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi,
par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...
Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chodhne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha...
Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe
Q13. kamal ,vimal do bhai the,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai
vimal
chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???
Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye...theek hai
Q15. Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono bus stop pe khade the... bus aai
aur
Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor nahin jata Qyo???
Ans :- Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
aakhri sawaal ....
Q16. Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the...bus aai aur Pran
chad
jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata Qyo???
Ans :- pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
Chalo last one ha !
Q17.Kapil Dev goes to Echo point and shouts loudly "Pamolive" But there
dont
come any echo sound why ?
Ans:- Because Palmolive ka jawab nahi !!
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